We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize