it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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