Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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