Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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