Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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