i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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