My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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