Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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