i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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