i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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