She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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