definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
