we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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