Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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