I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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