I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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