The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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