it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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