I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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