She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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