its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She said her name was "party"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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