I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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