I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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