I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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