the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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