Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Barsexuality is the new black.
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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