i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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