You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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