Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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