Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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