I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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