Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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