i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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