oh god the rape fog is back!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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