I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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