She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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