you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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