just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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