I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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