Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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