Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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