K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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