She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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