yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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