And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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