? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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