sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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