i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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