very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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