Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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