She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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