i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
