Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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