I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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