it hurts more in the daytime
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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