I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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