if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
