He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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