quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
