I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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