I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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