When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
